February 2012
4 posts
Alien Brain Hemorrhage Cocktail →
The above image does not depict a shot glass full of red Kool-Aid that was left in a very warm garage for a few months, but a drink intentionally made to look insane. Dubbed the Alien Brain Hemorrhage, the cocktail consists of half a shot glass full of peach schnapps, with Bailey’s Irish Cream poure…
January 2012
1 post
How I learned to type in school.
In school we learned to type with this rhyme (doesn’t really rhyme, it’s more of a story), evidently it was supposed to help us remember the keys so that we wouldn’t look at them… Now a days I just type, no more rhymes, I suppose it’s just muscle memory at this point… I inserted brackets to define a note for the last three parts of the rhyme, since P is on...
December 2011
1 post
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November 2011
1 post
I am watching Undead or Alive
Undead or Alive on GetGlue.com
October 2011
4 posts
August 2011
2 posts
May 2011
1 post
January 2011
4 posts
October 2010
1 post
Watchfacesindisguise:
this is absolutely fantastic. if katy perry doesn’t see this then that’s a crime against humanity. this should be the official video.
Haha, I almost died from laughing…
September 2010
9 posts
Disqus
Took forever to figure out what was wrong with it, but it’s fixed…
Seems that when I changed domains (from blog.gremelin.com to www.gremelin.com) I neglected to dig through their millions of settings and locate the ONE that said “security” and added the domain… Though I changed the old urls easily enough :/…
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"Minor" is only a relative term...
I meant to do a minor update to the style here… What I ended up doing was overwriting the template with the css coding, versus putting the css coding in the style…
What does that mean in laymen? I completely purged the complicated stuff, leaving the other complicated stuff abandoned…
So I got to completely recode everything lol… But, my change works now :/…
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Too busy for a friend?
Every year or so I get a copy of this email, I love the story so much that I re-read it every time it makes its way to my inbox.
EMail:
Too Busy for a Friend?
One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name.
Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their...
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School Days
Here in beautiful Portland, Oregon, school starts this week. Kindergarten starts tomorrow, and Trey’s pretty psyched! He was happy to go to the orientation the other morning, he didn’t want to leave…
I’m sure he’s going to have a blast (as he did last year at Head Start, and this summer at summer school), kinda hard realizing that my little baby isn’t so...
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Design
Well, I think I’m about satisfied with a Tumblr v1 theme; how’s it look?
Got kinda aggravated when their code wouldn’t play nice with my tableless xhtml :/…
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Twenty-somethings: PAY ATTENTION
evangotlib:
Don: That’s your job! I give you money, you give me ideas!
Peggy: And you never say thank you!
Don: That’s what the money is for! You are young. You will get your recognition. And honestly, it is absolutely ridiculous to be two years into your career and counting your ideas. Everything to you is an opportunity.
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Customizing and I'm Hure!
So, I can’t sleep; and I decided that I kind of want to play with the whole blogging aspect of the internet; that’s why I bought this domain after all…
So I’ve spent the last day converting my tableless design into a template for this bloging site’s software, no longer “variable width” (decided to stick it to the man and force 1024 width minimum, comeon,...
March 2010
3 posts
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path_info and Short URLs
ShortURLs are what make “index.php?do=task&data=this is my data” “index.php/task/this+is+my+data.html”
Here I explain what code changes I made to cleanup my code.
So I wrote a little coding for ShortURLs using path_info:
// Path Info Translation
// ——————————
// Lets set some variables
$extensions = array(“.xml”, “.rss”, “.shtml”, “.html”, “.shtm”, “.htm”, “.phps”, “.php”);
$path =...
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The joys of caching!
Ok, so over on UGN we use some caching mechanism that I pieced together some time ago… This code it would seem croaks with caching my RSS feeds for sitemaps (pushed out namely for google)…
Well I go to add a new sitemap for the new staff system (user profiles) and what do I see, some of my sitemaps croaking at me!
So while sitting here pondering how to fix the issue I think of something I...
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Webcam Fixed
So, whenever I would load my webcam through any Flash Based site my web browser would crash (either FireFox, Crome, or IE). I narrowed the issue down to a driver that was installed (in this case, ustream).
I couldn’t just select not to load that driver, so I had to install another driver (ManyCam) so it recognized a new “camera”, so once it did that I set it to not load the driver that had the...